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	<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:39:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Iranian Woman Is First Female Space Tourist; Agrees To Wear Spacesuit</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:49:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just when we thought all Iranian women were contentedly hiding behind their veils, what do we read but one not only made it to America but just made it into space?
The daring and successful Anousheh Ansari, who grew up in Iran dreaming, not of memorizing the Koran as a safe substitute for original thought, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>25 Reasons You Might Need to Wear a Welding Helmet</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A welding helmet is a safety device worn for protection while one is welding; however, there are definitely many other uses for a welding helmet. A welding helmet is a very practical that should be found in every home. Here are just a few ways you might find yourself in need of a welding helmet:
1.	You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Old Farts &#38; Computers - Part 1 &#34;Thanks Dad!&#34;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:03:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I realize Im in a bit of a conundrum. Im writing about people who arent (or dont want to be) on computers,  on a computer. What Im hoping is, that all of those computer literate people out there, who recognize someone in their lives in this story, will copy it off,  and pass [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yo, Humans Stop Having Stupid Wars!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:04:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems rather unfortunate, as here we are repeating the past, which we are doomed to repeat for we have learned so little from human written recorded history. Why is it that humans kill their own species, doesnt that seem like a bad idea or what? It is like this; I feel like saying; Yo, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>George Bush Psychotic Legacy Fears Drive Him to Nuke Iran</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 07:54:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The very first commander at West Point was Benedict Arnold. The most famous pig ever was Arnold Ziffel. Arnold Ziffel appeared on the television show Green Acres starring Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor, the sister of Zsa Zsa Gabor. Who names their child Zsa Zsa Gabor? On the show Green Acres, the childless neighbors of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Celebrities Provide The Third Answer: Fame With Power</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 11:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The usual cynics choice is to ask, what would you rather have, fame without power or power without fame? Yet even a cursory look at contemporary society reveals that celebrities have managed to devise a third choice: fame with power.
There is no shortage of for instances. Take Ronald Regan, who went from fame in Hollywood [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Starbucks Going into Hilton</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 11:34:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I hope you did not read that headline wrong, Crew Member Starbucks is not doing Paris Hilton. What I am saying here is Starbucks will now be offered in some Hilton Hotels. Just think you can watch Paris the skinny blonde babe on your infomercial in room TV ad for a Starbucks, run down [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hard Cash Highs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 04:09:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When the ATM machine spills out the crisp nice-smelling brand new notes I take a subconscious pledge never to part with them. I would not even want to half-fold to accommodate them in my pocket or in my purse. It really pains to part with themeven for petty expenses like bus fares. A prized possession [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Re-incarnation is Real</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lets face it reincarnation is a very interesting concept indeed. I was recently talking with a gentleman about how Re-incarnation is an interesting belief and he explained the Hindus belief and how everything works and what happens to us when we die. Another gentleman who was listening to our conversation at the coffee shop kept [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Hidden Driveway</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 10:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wont lie: there are a lot of things I want in life, and some of them Id even pay for.  Rather than listing them in some aimless order so that I can feel bad about not having these things, I will instead focus on one thing that is actually attainable: a hidden driveway&#8230;
Ive [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Microsoft Achievement: Making Even Norton And McAfee Feel Insecure</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:09:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After years of making its users feel insecure about viruses and worms, Microsoft has finally achieved what was until now hardly imaginable: making the companies dedicated to its own security feel insecure.
It seems that in its new operating system, Vista, scheduled for release in early 2007, the software giant has been unable to restrain itself [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Religious Arguments That Have Gone On For Centuries Become Hot New Topic</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:19:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently, religious arguments that have gone on for centuries have become the hot new topic in the media.
In the latter-day version, secular humanists, whose principal spokesmen are proudly atheistic, set up the God of Abraham as a straw man and have a field day taking pot shots at Biblical reports of his savagery, such as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Are You In For?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 23:38:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First off, I would like to say that our society should do a lot more than it does about making people aware of the consequences of their actions.  Can you imagine being taken to prison in cuffs and leg irons, to spend the next 15 years of your life figuring out how you are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What The Dell? My Laptop Just Exploded!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 17:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dell, which cant seem to avoid ad slogans that substitute its name for hell, has recently found itself confronted with the apt inadvertence of its laptops bursting into flame. Facing such a deleterious constraint on the eagerness of consumers to buy the explosive creations, the company has agreed to recall 4.1 million of its incendiary [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bush Rows Upstream In Iraq, As In Up Niagara Falls</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 12:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Bush continues to row upstream in Iraq, even though the current seems to pick up speed every minute. In fact, he seems to be rowing up Niagara Falls. But he just keeps on going, despite the fact the majority of Americans are standing on the venerable Niagara tour boat, The Maid of the Mist, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Motorola Unveils Latest RAZR Phones - Disillusioned Trend-setters Scramble!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 04:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Motorolas newly announced successors to the popular RAZR phones, angry cell-phone shoppers are frantically scrambling to their phone outlets in what experts believe could be the trendiest mob of well-dressed urbanites in modern history.
My my phone! Its slightly out of date! shrieked John Berlonson, a software analyst and father of two.
I simply cant [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prank Calling Technology</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 23:59:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you have King Albert in a can?  Such phrases used to be the rage of the Mad Magazine reading youth of the 70s.  Today the standard for the prank or crank call has been raised with examples in pop culture television shows such as the Simpsons.  There are now even entire [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cruise Takes A Bruise</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:54:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Viacom gave Tom Cruise the bruise of his career  or, more exactly, its cantankerous chairman, Sumner Redstone, did, for behavior unbecoming an employee of the entertainment giant, saying Cruises shenanigans are not acceptable to Paramount.
Redstones punch to the career launched an entire boxing match of bruising comments.
Mr. Cruises attorney shot back in un-lawyerly fashion, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Healthy Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 00:59:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Always laugh when you can. Its cheap medicine&#8221;- These words from the prolific comedy writer, Larry Gelbart, seem to describe best what most of us know from our own experiences with laughing: it not only makes us happier, it also makes us stronger and, in many cases, healthier.
When I first came up with the idea [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Getting Rid of a Bad Hair Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:04:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever got up and planned an important day only to find your hair will not cooperate at all? It just looks like crap? There is nothing you can do and everything you try makes it worse. So you just start all over and try it again? Still the same problem and the you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thanksgiving Toil - A Gift From Glenn and Donald</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 06:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanksgiving is hard labor made yummy.  Love and sacrifice go into all meals, especially ones featuring chestnuts, turnips or unshelled walnuts. What else but love could make you wrestle with a rutabaga?  One ambitious feast will always be a lifelong highlight.
Suzetteski, were cooking the entire Thanksgiving menu from Gourmet Magazine! said Glenn.
David and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oil Update From BP: A Bear Ate The Pipeline</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:49:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier reports that BP closed its Alaska pipeline due to corrosion have turned out to be erroneous. The company, noticing growing rancor that it would allow such a vital link to corrode to the point of desuetude, altered its story, saying that subsequent examination revealed that the leaks were due to a grizzly bear that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ET Phone Home</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:53:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week I felt like the mother in the commercial, where her son shows her a good report card, and she starts to cry.  My son is growing up.  He pulled up his grades.  I wish he could do the same for his pants, but one thing at a time.
We visited a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The North Waziristan Connection</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:04:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our key ally in the war on terror, Pervez The Prez, decided to make a surprise visit to Pakistans remote tribal region, named, in a wizardly way, North Waziristan.
The US informed him al-Qaeda and the Taliban had established a stronghold there, and his intention all sublime was to meet with three important tribal chieftains to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chicken Rearing 101: Your Complete Guide to How Not to Raise Chickens</title>
		<link>http://www.sualan.com/chicken-rearing-101-your-complete-guide-to-how-not-to-raise-chickens.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:24:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chick: A hatchling
Capon: A castrated male used for meat. (How much could that yield?)
Pullet: A female chicken under one year old.
Hen: A female chicken over one year of age
Rooster: A male chicken over one year of age.
Raising Chickens for the first time can be intimidating. When I first called the Feed Shop, I was trying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jokes For Jay Leno: Celebrity Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.sualan.com/jokes-for-jay-leno-celebrity-jokes.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 18:39:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ive noted that Jay Leno is still hurting for jokes. This is the third of my helpful articles providing original jokes to poor Ol Jay. This time Ive decided to use one of Jays favorite topics, celebrities.
Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio
There are reports in the Afterlife Gazette that Joe DiMaggio is trying to get back [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Silent Night - Not At My House</title>
		<link>http://www.sualan.com/a-silent-night-not-at-my-house.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 05:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[People say, as they get older their hearing is not what it used to be. I have found this to be true for myself. The older I get, and I plan to get as old as I can, the more I hear noises in the middle of the night. Noises, I might add, that I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Clothesline Fresh - Country Myth Breaker #17</title>
		<link>http://www.sualan.com/clothesline-fresh-country-myth-breaker-17.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 05:19:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Clothesline fresh, country fresh scent, smells like a country garden, those of us from the city have all seen our share of country clad laundry soap commercials. The token red barn glows in the distance.
Closer in, clothes adorn the line. Each piece is so straight and evenly spaced youd believe a team of sophomore geometry [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Politician Offices of Nano Tube Construction</title>
		<link>http://www.sualan.com/politician-offices-of-nano-tube-construction.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 04:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let us make all Politicians build and construct their offices out of carbon nano tube sheets, which are transparent, so we can keep a watchful eye on them.
As you know there are endless applications for carbon nano tubes due to their strength and abilities to conduct electricity. In fact due to their lightweight, strength, transparency [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Comic- Peter Kay</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 08:33:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Peter Kay was born and brought up in Bolton, Lancashire. He frequently makes reference to his town of birth in his stand up shows. It is clear that he has great fondness for his home town of Bolton. A lot of his material is based on his experiences growing up in Bolton, either events or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Staplers, Binders, and Paper Clips Oh My!</title>
		<link>http://www.sualan.com/staplers-binders-and-paper-clips-oh-my.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 05:34:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was surfing the channels the other day when I was bombarded with absurdities, double standards and grown men and women acting like spoiled children.  I knew right away that I had stumbled upon a session of Congress on one of those cable channels that everyone gets but no one asks for.
This particular session [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Social Security And The Mystery Of The Missing Boomer FICA Payments</title>
		<link>http://www.sualan.com/social-security-and-the-mystery-of-the-missing-boomer-fica-payments.php</link>
		<comments>http://www.sualan.com/social-security-and-the-mystery-of-the-missing-boomer-fica-payments.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:23:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hardly a day goes by that we dont hear FED Chairman Ben Bernake or some other voice of the government bemoaning the sad and unsustainable expense of Social Security. You know the drill: How can it go on with all the baby boomers reaching retirement age?
Heres Bernake at his most daring to date, addressing the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Should All Lawyers be Killed?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 04:19:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some cling to the Shakespearian line by Caesar who said; First thing we do is kill all lawyers, as a possible solution to the abundance of frivolous lawsuits which are filed each year with fictitious claims full of pure and utter hokum. Even the wisest of men who seek such advice to remove this cancer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Artificial Intelligence - The Airport Mind Reading Machine</title>
		<link>http://www.sualan.com/artificial-intelligence-the-airport-mind-reading-machine.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:19:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What may the future bring? Artificial intelligence someday hopes to create a mind-reading machine for airport security. Hmm. Bad Attitude Sensors would be buzzing non-stop. Thought crime is all I have left to keep me sane.  Please dont take that away from me.
In an airport security line, I waited to strip down, pull out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Ice Cream Melts In The Sun; The Middle East Explanation</title>
		<link>http://www.sualan.com/why-ice-cream-melts-in-the-sun-the-middle-east-explanation.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:39:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A child ran into an ice-cream shop in The Middle East with tears streaming down his cheeks.
Whats wrong, the shopkeeper asked.
The ice cream I just bought from you is melting! the child wailed, holding up the evidence.
Sure enough, the delectable treat was dripping down the cone.
Im sorry, the merchant told him.
I want a new one, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chavez On US Oil Find In Gulf Of Mexico; Result Of Leak From Venezuela</title>
		<link>http://www.sualan.com/chavez-on-us-oil-find-in-gulf-of-mexico-result-of-leak-from-venezuela.php</link>
		<comments>http://www.sualan.com/chavez-on-us-oil-find-in-gulf-of-mexico-result-of-leak-from-venezuela.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 05:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Chavez of Venezuela, responding to the Chevron discovery of new oil reserves in the deep waters of the Gulf of Mexico, which more than double Americas known reserves, stated, What do these gringos mean  new oil reserves? These oil reserves are the result of an oil leak from Venezuela.
A reporter asked, How have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Build a Cobblestone House</title>
		<link>http://www.sualan.com/how-to-build-a-cobblestone-house.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He huffed and he puffed and he blew the house down - certainly not if the house was built with cobblestones. Building cobblestone houses was a folk art that flourished in upstate New York from 1825 until the Civil War in 1860. Many of the 700+ cobblestone homes that were built survive today, a testament [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thumbs Up!</title>
		<link>http://www.sualan.com/thumbs-up.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 10:19:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Of late, the thumb has become intensely busy and hyperactive
The old man out in your palm has always been a vital part having primary as well as coarse uses. The primary or basic uses include holding, clutching, eating, pinching, squeezing and punching. We can classify certain elitist uses also as primary ones like typing and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Surviving Your First Tradeshow</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a little greeting card company called Early Bird Publishing and paid to have a booth at the National Stationary Show this week at the Jacob Javits Center in New York.   For me the purpose of the show is to generate sales, network and search for potential business opportunities.
To accomplish most of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Laughter</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 22:49:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We usually hear that Laughter is the Best Medicine. Have we ever tried to find out why? There are various reasons to it. People laugh when they are happy.
There are few biological reasons attached as to why laughter is good for our health. When we laugh we empty our lungs of bad or stale air [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Diverse New Life Found In Pacific: Set To Take Over If Humans Blow It</title>
		<link>http://www.sualan.com/diverse-new-life-found-in-pacific-set-to-take-over-if-humans-blow-it.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 20:59:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently, scientists discovered 52 new species in the Pacific off Indonesia.
Elated, Mark Erdmann, a U. S. scientist who led surveys there this year, stated, We feel very confident that this is the epicenter of marine biodiversity on the planet.
They immediately urged that the precious area receive protection from commercial fishing.
What they did not reveal is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Are Webmasters Actually Ninjas?</title>
		<link>http://www.sualan.com/are-webmasters-actually-ninjas.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1)Webmasters enjoy working at night when no one else is around and it is quiet. Ninjas work at night under the cover of darkness.
2)Ninjas where tight fitting black clothing and black shoes. Webmasters wear tight fitting black T-shirts.
3)Ninjas rely on cunning skill and black magic tricks to accomplish their mission. Webmasters often resort to black [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to All Restaurant Owners</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 10:29:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you know the number one reason most restaurants fail within their first year of business?
They deserve it, thats why.
I know that sounds harsh but you have to understand that when we come into your establishments, its because were choosing to pay for a dining experience we cant get at home. Our expectations arent high [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Too Soon To Say Goodbye By Art Buchwald; He Who Laughs Last</title>
		<link>http://www.sualan.com/too-soon-to-say-goodbye-by-art-buchwald-he-who-laughs-last.php</link>
		<comments>http://www.sualan.com/too-soon-to-say-goodbye-by-art-buchwald-he-who-laughs-last.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The genial political humorist Art Buchwald, who we had the pleasure of meeting, has taken leave, but not without writing a sometimes humorous, sometimes macabre book, about his final days.
To his dismay, his kidneys decided to stop functioning, and, after giving dialysis a few tries, he declined to continue. He checked into a hospice with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>President Of Iran Questions Irans Right To Exist</title>
		<link>http://www.sualan.com/president-of-iran-questions-irans-right-to-exist.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 07:29:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With a surprising salvo of bravado, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has asked the provocative question, Does Iran have a right to exist?
In the startling speech, he warned Western nations, especially European ones, that they will be hurt if they continue to insist that Iran should not be wiped off the map. And, during a national [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Automobiles - Origin of the Species</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 16:49:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite arguments by some unscientific groups who claim that automobiles are the product of some unproven theory of intelligent design, the majority of scientists believe the theory of natural selection explains all the elements necessary to reconstruct how cars and trucks evolved from less complex mechanisms through a series of natural processes which took place [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pool Sweep Shark Robot</title>
		<link>http://www.sualan.com/pool-sweep-shark-robot.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:49:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The new Swimming Pool Vacuum Sweep Shark Simulation Robot will do many things to help your pool. Save lives and prevent yellow water human discharges.
It also we maintain a set of highly sophisticated sensors to detect human urine. If a kid goes into the pool and does not obey the sign: We do not swim [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Moose Vamoose For Mars; Too Many People On Earth</title>
		<link>http://www.sualan.com/moose-vamoose-for-mars-too-many-people-on-earth.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:14:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well take two tickets to Mars, a bear said, holding out the fare with his paw.
Two tickets it is, the ticket agent at Animal Escape said, and handed them over. Please, have a seat in the waiting room. The next rocket departs in one hour.
Thanks, the bear replied, and headed for a nearby bench with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Irony-Man</title>
		<link>http://www.sualan.com/irony-man.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 07:40:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take it from me, to experience a crushing, painful disappointment is no bed of roses. To get to that point, one needs a considerable build up such as your own lofty expectations that come crashing down; or, perhaps, a great desire that goes unfulfilled for much too long.
I experienced such a shattering and defeating disappointment [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spare Change</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 18:34:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a beautiful summer day, so the man decided he would take a leisurely walk into town.  As he walked along the road appreciating the scenery, he felt like there was going to be something particularly good happening for him on this morning.  Sure enough, a few steps later, he saw a [...]]]></description>
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